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We can agree that Wacka Flaka goes hard in the paint. And yes Rick Ross is the bauce. Gucci Mane should be knighted +  showered with gifts. But we all know who’s the star of the show, who can’t shine because he’s behind bars.

Weezy.

What does this have to do with voting for Sean Uppercut you ask?

If you vote for me, on Nov 2nd, I GUARANTEE I’ll free Lil Wayne.

That’s right. In fact, I’ll make it my first act of governance. A whole two days later, on Nov 4th, I will make the call and get him released. Who else do you know could do that? How can one man have all that power?

What a joyous day for people, fans, and doctors who deliver babies. With him released, the goon/goblin ratio will fall to record lows. Syrup sales will increase, stimulizing the pharmaceutical industry. And the number of haters, snitches, lames, and enemies will be eradicated. Remember. There is a gun in his boo purse. And he don’t shoot back. Cause he shoot first.

Imagine what else I can do. Jetpacks at bus stops. Free bottles of Don Julio, or whatever other liquor that gets mentioned more than 5 times in a rap song. Or barbecque for the whole hood.

Vote (wait, write in)  Sean Uppercut. “I’s Good for the Hood”

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