I have to find a new barber

I’m a guy. Pretty low maintenance. Unlike women, who have an infinite stockpile of goop, padding, and lies they have to fix themselves up with (re: butt-pop-panties) guys really can’t do much to improve their cro-magnon appearance…without giving up serious man-points. Yes, I have the slightest of unibrow; no, fuck no, you can’t pluck it.
But [...]

It seemed so hard before? Now? EASY!!!!

Remember when you were in first grade. And multiplication seemed impossible?
Then you get to middle school, and algebra looks like gobbly-d-guck. Then you pass algebra, and get on to calculus. Finish calculus, and now, you’re doing applied physics.
well, maybe not applied physics…Cause that shit is just insane.
One of the most amazing things I have witnessed [...]

Square Root Day 3/3/09: Nerds Are Happy

Yeah so….it’s 3/3/09. Nerds everywhere jumping for joy, pissing their pocket protectors, and tickling their TI-89’s.
I am doing all three, minus the pissing thing. We get excited for little things regular humans overlook. It’s okay, we all can’t be awesome.
Nerd. Not Pharell’s band, although they kick ass too. From Wikipedia (cause if it’s in Wiki, [...]

The Confidence Ladder Vol 3 – The New “Class” Movement

Class is wiping out everything I wrote here before, because it just wasn’t up to Awesomeness Inc standards…lol.
So there’s been so much talk about “swagger” “style” and “juice”. I think i’ve covered this ad nauseum a couple days ago hahaha.
Why doesn’t anyone talk about “class” anymore?
Class. When you flip through old classic movies, you see [...]

The Confidence Ladder. Vol 2 – Confidence

*wakes up, takes a huge stretch*
*thanks God for waking up*
*draws in breath of awesomeness, goes to the refrigerator, and makes an awesomeness shake with pancakes*
Waking up in the morning and knowing that the day will be great, if only for the sheer reason that you made it that way. The “inner winner” belief.
Confidence.
Okay, so if [...]

Swagger is played out. The Confidence Ladder. Pt 1

I haven’t thunder-dunked on anyone lately, so I’ll take this opportunity to phi-jamma-slamma on pretty much everybody. After today, I either never want to hear this word again, or want to hear it only being used ultra -correctly and sparingly.
Swagger.
Yuck. Everytime I hear the word, I cringe up. I think of armies of self-centered, mislead [...]