I have to find a new barber

I’m a guy. Pretty low maintenance. Unlike women, who have an infinite stockpile of goop, padding, and lies they have to fix themselves up with (re: butt-pop-panties) guys really can’t do much to improve their cro-magnon appearance…without giving up serious man-points. Yes, I have the slightest of unibrow; no, fuck no, you can’t pluck it.
But [...]

Gentlemanlyness: A word I just made up.

I’d be heartbroken to find out if President Obama was a raging drunk behind the scenes…lol
I’ll say this. This is the picture of a guy who truly loves his wife. You can say what you want about marriage, commitment, and economic stimulus plans, but this guy is a winner. More importantly, this picture deals with [...]

It seemed so hard before? Now? EASY!!!!

Remember when you were in first grade. And multiplication seemed impossible?
Then you get to middle school, and algebra looks like gobbly-d-guck. Then you pass algebra, and get on to calculus. Finish calculus, and now, you’re doing applied physics.
well, maybe not applied physics…Cause that shit is just insane.
One of the most amazing things I have witnessed [...]

Original Thought. Vol 1.

*from deep inside the mind of awesomeness inc, where all the good stuff is**

It has been said that no idea is original. Well, I intend to come damn near very close.
Some people are really good at creating their own ideas. Others are really good at modifying and tweaking other’s ideas. Creators and consumers. Orginators and [...]

Upgraded.

Ahhh awesomeness.
Have you ever got a hold of something, used it, and come to the realization….
“wow. I never knew how I lived without this”
Along the way, there will be an item that will blow your mind and totally redefine your perspective. There will be something that will resonate with you so much that you’ll wonder [...]

Square Root Day 3/3/09: Nerds Are Happy

Yeah so….it’s 3/3/09. Nerds everywhere jumping for joy, pissing their pocket protectors, and tickling their TI-89’s.
I am doing all three, minus the pissing thing. We get excited for little things regular humans overlook. It’s okay, we all can’t be awesome.
Nerd. Not Pharell’s band, although they kick ass too. From Wikipedia (cause if it’s in Wiki, [...]

When the student is ready…

the teacher will appear…
For months, I’ve been blabbering about transforming my rock-hard six pack into a shredded 32. For years, I’ve been talking about making sure my finances were so tight that Warren Buffett himself would marvel at my mone-taskery.
Well, I’d say that when I first said that, I wasn’t ready, for some reason or [...]

Unique Selling Proposition

Unique Selling Proposition. This is not an “ah ha” moment, but a thing to keep in mind while I’m thinking out loud.
We all have things we love to do. I think the goal for most people is to be happy and successful making money with those things. I sure would like to be a motorcycle [...]

iPhone Jailbreak = FTW

For those of us who think iPhones are overrated, and aren’t the greatest thing since people found out you can get porn on the internet, press esc-k on your keyboard and kill yourself.
For the others of us who do have iPhones, and know of the magnificent power that is handheld, please let me say that..
iPhone [...]

Green Eggs and Ham. The only book you’ll ever need.

Green eggs and ham. Wow.
So a friend asked me about a book recommendation. I could suggest the favorites: 48 laws, art of seduction, 7 highly effective, the secret, the game, mystery method blah blah blalh
But that would be too easy right? So I selected…
Green Eggs and Ham. By Dr. Seuss.
There is a theme in that [...]