I have to find a new barber

I’m a guy. Pretty low maintenance. Unlike women, who have an infinite stockpile of goop, padding, and lies they have to fix themselves up with (re: butt-pop-panties) guys really can’t do much to improve their cro-magnon appearance…without giving up serious man-points. Yes, I have the slightest of unibrow; no, fuck no, you can’t pluck it.
But [...]

Don’t Screw Up Valentine’s Day

yes, after a two day hiatus, where I didn’t write simply because I didn’t feel like it….A.I. IS BACK@!!!! With the solution for YOUR valentine’s day.
Don’t screw it up.
Back in my normal, regular-average man days, I used to not like Valentines day. As all nram’s shouldn’t. You’re forced to buy flowers which shrivel, candy that [...]

She got that Good Good

Okay, so I pretty much detest modern R&B. It’s essentially a whole bunch of pointless whining, a whole lot of “me, me, me” and basically soulless, lifeless wailing to the “hottest beat of the month”
Until now.
A few months ago, the princess of whiny R&B, Ashanti made a great song. A song that went like this….
“she [...]