I have to find a new barber

I’m a guy. Pretty low maintenance. Unlike women, who have an infinite stockpile of goop, padding, and lies they have to fix themselves up with (re: butt-pop-panties) guys really can’t do much to improve their cro-magnon appearance…without giving up serious man-points. Yes, I have the slightest of unibrow; no, fuck no, you can’t pluck it.
But [...]

Signs that showed it would be A RESSESSHON

Wow. The recession. Everyone’s favorite topic and excuse:
“we cain’t get murried…issa recesshon”.
“i got all f’s, cause issa resesshon”.
“i’m making 100,000 an hour…but it’s stilla a ressissohn…buy your own damn fries” (c/o b.obama)
However, there were signs that poo would soon be coating the fan. I don’t think of it as much of a recession, but a [...]

It seemed so hard before? Now? EASY!!!!

Remember when you were in first grade. And multiplication seemed impossible?
Then you get to middle school, and algebra looks like gobbly-d-guck. Then you pass algebra, and get on to calculus. Finish calculus, and now, you’re doing applied physics.
well, maybe not applied physics…Cause that shit is just insane.
One of the most amazing things I have witnessed [...]

My Economic Stimulus Plan: No More Recession Talk.

I’m not a guy to shy away from big issues. I like to know things as soon as I can, so I can act on them as quickly as possible. Or better yet, be proactive and create my own results….
However, there’s truthfulness, and then there’s whining/beating the winner of kentucky derby. I can’t go a [...]

Square Root Day 3/3/09: Nerds Are Happy

Yeah so….it’s 3/3/09. Nerds everywhere jumping for joy, pissing their pocket protectors, and tickling their TI-89’s.
I am doing all three, minus the pissing thing. We get excited for little things regular humans overlook. It’s okay, we all can’t be awesome.
Nerd. Not Pharell’s band, although they kick ass too. From Wikipedia (cause if it’s in Wiki, [...]

When the student is ready…

the teacher will appear…
For months, I’ve been blabbering about transforming my rock-hard six pack into a shredded 32. For years, I’ve been talking about making sure my finances were so tight that Warren Buffett himself would marvel at my mone-taskery.
Well, I’d say that when I first said that, I wasn’t ready, for some reason or [...]

Unique Selling Proposition

Unique Selling Proposition. This is not an “ah ha” moment, but a thing to keep in mind while I’m thinking out loud.
We all have things we love to do. I think the goal for most people is to be happy and successful making money with those things. I sure would like to be a motorcycle [...]

Don’t Screw Up Valentine’s Day

yes, after a two day hiatus, where I didn’t write simply because I didn’t feel like it….A.I. IS BACK@!!!! With the solution for YOUR valentine’s day.
Don’t screw it up.
Back in my normal, regular-average man days, I used to not like Valentines day. As all nram’s shouldn’t. You’re forced to buy flowers which shrivel, candy that [...]

Screw the news.

So I woke up early. For no reason. Ahhh well, it happens. At any rate, I woke up and the news was on.
Yeah, so I’m gonna  boycott the news.
Not that I’m gonna stick my head in the sand and act like shit is all dorry-hunky. It’s just that I’m too awesome to let this infect [...]

Personal Bailout Day

(note: this following entry has a lot of well-placed uses of the “fuck”-word)
It’s 2009. Like that really matters. Lots and lots of people are going to fuck up, and in the future, many many more will. Some are fucking up right now.
I used to be a bit judgemental. The first to throw stones. Until I [...]