My Economic Stimulus Plan: No More Recession Talk.

I’m not a guy to shy away from big issues. I like to know things as soon as I can, so I can act on them as quickly as possible. Or better yet, be proactive and create my own results….
However, there’s truthfulness, and then there’s whining/beating the winner of kentucky derby. I can’t go a [...]

Screw the news.

So I woke up early. For no reason. Ahhh well, it happens. At any rate, I woke up and the news was on.
Yeah, so I’m gonna  boycott the news.
Not that I’m gonna stick my head in the sand and act like shit is all dorry-hunky. It’s just that I’m too awesome to let this infect [...]

Adventures in Awesome: The 2of3 rule!

true story…
So me and my bro, Optimus Prime were riding around. Chillin, like a group of transforming robots would. We decided we wanted some grub, so we went to the local K-FuCk to get some wings.
me: yeah erra ummm, lemme get ummm….20 o’ dem bahhhbecque wings
fast food worker: we aint got no mo chicken.
me to [...]

Inauguration.

Inauguration.
Well. It’s official. At the end of the day, Barack Obama will be president.
Wow.
I don’t have anything really witty to say about that, except that if Obama does as well in the office as he did in running, well, we’ll have a nice little eight years ahead of us.
It has been proven. We all CAN [...]

Election 2008 = STAR WARS

Once upon a time, in a galaxy far, far away….
The presidential race that just passed was by far the most epic drama we will ever experience. With all the suspense and special effects of a big budget movie…[did you see the f-in hologram on CNN] I’ve found THE perfect comparison.
STAR WARS…***plays music***
At least the [...]