I’ll be there

**momentarily drops tough guy image**
I was okay about the Michael Jackson thing until up about now. If i listen to “i’ll be there”,  I’m pretty sure I’ll lose it. Even reading the lyrics is tough.
Out of all the songs that sums up Michael Jackson’s impact on the world, it has to be that song.
I’ll be [...]

The Greatest Hip Hop Diss Line. Ever.

Jay vs Nas. KRS vs Shan. LL vs Canibus. Soulja Boy vs Bow Wow. 50 Cent vs pretty much everyone.
Hip Hop might be the most crotch grabbingest, ego infused, “whatchu say bout my momma” meta-sport in music history. A sport in which a missed acknowledgement in the liner notes can bring a barrage of words. [...]

She got that Good Good

Okay, so I pretty much detest modern R&B. It’s essentially a whole bunch of pointless whining, a whole lot of “me, me, me” and basically soulless, lifeless wailing to the “hottest beat of the month”
Until now.
A few months ago, the princess of whiny R&B, Ashanti made a great song. A song that went like this….
“she [...]

DETROIT CYDI – THE RHYMING DICTIONARY!!!

It is here. FINALLY.
Okay, so as written before I emcee. I roll with a group of emcees. We are DETROIT CYDI.
We make dope music.
Yes, it is quite possibly the best thing, no BETTER than sliced bread, as if you listen to the mp3 backwards there is a recipe for bread that slices itself.
The album of [...]

What the freak is “THE RHYMING DICTIONARY!?!?!”

If you’ve been reading the statuses we have up, you’re probably like “what the freak is “the rhyming dictionary?”
So if you don’t know…I am an emcee. Yes. I “rap”. Well not, “rap” like umm…soulja boy or Jim Jones. I mean emcee like Ra[kim], Dre 3000, KRS, Method Man…yunno. Well, not that legendary. Yet. But I’m [...]

Van Hunt will make you have babies.

So when I think someone is cool, I write about them in superheroic, bombastic, overboasting style…
Van Hunt.
En vitro fertilization? Ehh. Works some times. Ovulation clocks? It’s hit or miss. Van Hunt.
Every. Fucking. Time.
Van Hunt is responsible for the conception of my children. Thank you, Mr. Hunt. And I don’t even have kids yet.
So I’m crusing [...]

What’s your entrance music?

You know how wrestlers come in to their own entrance music? I like that.
So the Awesomeness Inc, task of the day: Have my own entrance music. To play anywhere I go.
My entrance music? Anti-Matter by N.E.R.D. Perfect way to set off waking up, walking into a store, or going to a meeting with top execs. [...]