Archive for the 'marriage' Category

Gentlemanlyness: A word I just made up.

April 27, 2009

I’d be heartbroken to find out if President Obama was a raging drunk behind the scenes…lol
I’ll say this. This is the picture of a guy who truly loves his wife. You can say what you want about marriage, commitment, and economic stimulus plans, but this guy is a winner. More importantly, this picture deals with [...]

It seemed so hard before? Now? EASY!!!!

April 21, 2009

Remember when you were in first grade. And multiplication seemed impossible?
Then you get to middle school, and algebra looks like gobbly-d-guck. Then you pass algebra, and get on to calculus. Finish calculus, and now, you’re doing applied physics.
well, maybe not applied physics…Cause that shit is just insane.
One of the most amazing things I have witnessed [...]

Don’t Screw Up Valentine’s Day

February 12, 2009

yes, after a two day hiatus, where I didn’t write simply because I didn’t feel like it….A.I. IS BACK@!!!! With the solution for YOUR valentine’s day.
Don’t screw it up.
Back in my normal, regular-average man days, I used to not like Valentines day. As all nram’s shouldn’t. You’re forced to buy flowers which shrivel, candy that [...]

It’ll never be perfect.

January 23, 2009

This post is dedicated to two of my friends….hopefully it is read by my friend, and they start their website. Otherwise, I’m gonna hijack their shit and fill it with porn, and put Awesomeness INC all over it mwahahahaha
The time will never be perfect.
If you want to do something, don’t wait because the time isn’t [...]

She got that Good Good

January 14, 2009

Okay, so I pretty much detest modern R&B. It’s essentially a whole bunch of pointless whining, a whole lot of “me, me, me” and basically soulless, lifeless wailing to the “hottest beat of the month”
Until now.
A few months ago, the princess of whiny R&B, Ashanti made a great song. A song that went like this….
“she [...]

Attack of the BRIDEZILLA

December 24, 2008

My mom’s getting married this Saturday.  A little backstory, my mom is hands down one of the greatest superhumans on the earth. She was actually in a greatest superhuman contessss, and took all the places. I believe she deserves the best wedding evar…lol.
….There is a lady that will make sure of a great wedding. By [...]

You’re not doing it right!

December 12, 2008

http://blogs.wsj.com/biztech/2008/12/11/not-tonight-dear-id-rather-blog/
Okay, so according to the above survey, close to half of women would rather skip sex for two weeks than give up teh intarnetz. I have one response to said claim:
You’re not doing it right.
I hope that [future] wife and I will have umm..good ummm…sexy times lol. And that she’ll never have to go to [...]

Does marriage get in the way of relationships?

November 17, 2008

lmao…i love starting off posts with “im probably going to get a lot of shit for this” Usually means I can say what I want, cause I have given fair warning. Not that I wouldn’t say what I want, cause well, Im awesome.
Does marriage get in the way of relationships?
Wait…no, but isn’t that the point [...]