I’ll be there

**momentarily drops tough guy image**
I was okay about the Michael Jackson thing until up about now. If i listen to “i’ll be there”,  I’m pretty sure I’ll lose it. Even reading the lyrics is tough.
Out of all the songs that sums up Michael Jackson’s impact on the world, it has to be that song.
I’ll be [...]

Gentlemanlyness: A word I just made up.

I’d be heartbroken to find out if President Obama was a raging drunk behind the scenes…lol
I’ll say this. This is the picture of a guy who truly loves his wife. You can say what you want about marriage, commitment, and economic stimulus plans, but this guy is a winner. More importantly, this picture deals with [...]

It seemed so hard before? Now? EASY!!!!

Remember when you were in first grade. And multiplication seemed impossible?
Then you get to middle school, and algebra looks like gobbly-d-guck. Then you pass algebra, and get on to calculus. Finish calculus, and now, you’re doing applied physics.
well, maybe not applied physics…Cause that shit is just insane.
One of the most amazing things I have witnessed [...]

I love my life.

No matter how dead shit tired I get, no matter how man cans of Red Bull i must drink per day, no matter how many asses i have to kick to get things done right around here
i love my life.
As we go and partake in our sunny and fun fridays, we should all take a [...]

My Economic Stimulus Plan: No More Recession Talk.

I’m not a guy to shy away from big issues. I like to know things as soon as I can, so I can act on them as quickly as possible. Or better yet, be proactive and create my own results….
However, there’s truthfulness, and then there’s whining/beating the winner of kentucky derby. I can’t go a [...]

Unique Selling Proposition

Unique Selling Proposition. This is not an “ah ha” moment, but a thing to keep in mind while I’m thinking out loud.
We all have things we love to do. I think the goal for most people is to be happy and successful making money with those things. I sure would like to be a motorcycle [...]

Don’t Screw Up Valentine’s Day

yes, after a two day hiatus, where I didn’t write simply because I didn’t feel like it….A.I. IS BACK@!!!! With the solution for YOUR valentine’s day.
Don’t screw it up.
Back in my normal, regular-average man days, I used to not like Valentines day. As all nram’s shouldn’t. You’re forced to buy flowers which shrivel, candy that [...]

The art of Happyness

I got another question mayne, since I’ve been thinking about it…
what truly makes you happy?
Break it down. What truly does it for you? Don’t answer now, but think about it.
*musta been something in that Miami water…lol…i’m on some other isht*
a.i. 2009

Green Eggs and Ham. The only book you’ll ever need.

Green eggs and ham. Wow.
So a friend asked me about a book recommendation. I could suggest the favorites: 48 laws, art of seduction, 7 highly effective, the secret, the game, mystery method blah blah blalh
But that would be too easy right? So I selected…
Green Eggs and Ham. By Dr. Seuss.
There is a theme in that [...]

Adventures in Awesome: The 2of3 rule!

true story…
So me and my bro, Optimus Prime were riding around. Chillin, like a group of transforming robots would. We decided we wanted some grub, so we went to the local K-FuCk to get some wings.
me: yeah erra ummm, lemme get ummm….20 o’ dem bahhhbecque wings
fast food worker: we aint got no mo chicken.
me to [...]