Signs that showed it would be A RESSESSHON

Wow. The recession. Everyone’s favorite topic and excuse:
“we cain’t get murried…issa recesshon”.
“i got all f’s, cause issa resesshon”.
“i’m making 100,000 an hour…but it’s stilla a ressissohn…buy your own damn fries” (c/o b.obama)
However, there were signs that poo would soon be coating the fan. I don’t think of it as much of a recession, but a [...]

Being “different” is not a fad.

I usually don’t rant. But every once in a while, I have to thunder-dunk on people, just to show them I mean fucking business lol.
Up until a couple of years ago, everyone wanted to be in the “in-crowd”…I mean, which is cool, cause yunno, everyone wants to “accepted” and “like everyone else”
But funny thing happened, [...]

The Greatest Hip Hop Diss Line. Ever.

Jay vs Nas. KRS vs Shan. LL vs Canibus. Soulja Boy vs Bow Wow. 50 Cent vs pretty much everyone.
Hip Hop might be the most crotch grabbingest, ego infused, “whatchu say bout my momma” meta-sport in music history. A sport in which a missed acknowledgement in the liner notes can bring a barrage of words. [...]

Adventures in Awesome: The 2of3 rule!

true story…
So me and my bro, Optimus Prime were riding around. Chillin, like a group of transforming robots would. We decided we wanted some grub, so we went to the local K-FuCk to get some wings.
me: yeah erra ummm, lemme get ummm….20 o’ dem bahhhbecque wings
fast food worker: we aint got no mo chicken.
me to [...]

DETROIT CYDI – THE RHYMING DICTIONARY!!!

It is here. FINALLY.
Okay, so as written before I emcee. I roll with a group of emcees. We are DETROIT CYDI.
We make dope music.
Yes, it is quite possibly the best thing, no BETTER than sliced bread, as if you listen to the mp3 backwards there is a recipe for bread that slices itself.
The album of [...]

What the freak is “THE RHYMING DICTIONARY!?!?!”

If you’ve been reading the statuses we have up, you’re probably like “what the freak is “the rhyming dictionary?”
So if you don’t know…I am an emcee. Yes. I “rap”. Well not, “rap” like umm…soulja boy or Jim Jones. I mean emcee like Ra[kim], Dre 3000, KRS, Method Man…yunno. Well, not that legendary. Yet. But I’m [...]