I’ll be there

**momentarily drops tough guy image**
I was okay about the Michael Jackson thing until up about now. If i listen to “i’ll be there”,  I’m pretty sure I’ll lose it. Even reading the lyrics is tough.
Out of all the songs that sums up Michael Jackson’s impact on the world, it has to be that song.
I’ll be [...]

Gentlemanlyness: A word I just made up.

I’d be heartbroken to find out if President Obama was a raging drunk behind the scenes…lol
I’ll say this. This is the picture of a guy who truly loves his wife. You can say what you want about marriage, commitment, and economic stimulus plans, but this guy is a winner. More importantly, this picture deals with [...]

Being “different” is not a fad.

I usually don’t rant. But every once in a while, I have to thunder-dunk on people, just to show them I mean fucking business lol.
Up until a couple of years ago, everyone wanted to be in the “in-crowd”…I mean, which is cool, cause yunno, everyone wants to “accepted” and “like everyone else”
But funny thing happened, [...]

It seemed so hard before? Now? EASY!!!!

Remember when you were in first grade. And multiplication seemed impossible?
Then you get to middle school, and algebra looks like gobbly-d-guck. Then you pass algebra, and get on to calculus. Finish calculus, and now, you’re doing applied physics.
well, maybe not applied physics…Cause that shit is just insane.
One of the most amazing things I have witnessed [...]

I love my life.

No matter how dead shit tired I get, no matter how man cans of Red Bull i must drink per day, no matter how many asses i have to kick to get things done right around here
i love my life.
As we go and partake in our sunny and fun fridays, we should all take a [...]

Upgraded.

Ahhh awesomeness.
Have you ever got a hold of something, used it, and come to the realization….
“wow. I never knew how I lived without this”
Along the way, there will be an item that will blow your mind and totally redefine your perspective. There will be something that will resonate with you so much that you’ll wonder [...]

Change your baby’s eye color? Better yet…

Make babies with me!
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29478274/
That’s right! So according to the above, they’re doing a new genetic process which can determine your babies’ traits, i.e. eye color, etc.
I’ll do you one better. Give me 17,999 euros, and I will make babies with you. That’s right. All it takes is one shot – TRUST ME. My sperm is [...]

Unique Selling Proposition

Unique Selling Proposition. This is not an “ah ha” moment, but a thing to keep in mind while I’m thinking out loud.
We all have things we love to do. I think the goal for most people is to be happy and successful making money with those things. I sure would like to be a motorcycle [...]

Don’t Screw Up Valentine’s Day

yes, after a two day hiatus, where I didn’t write simply because I didn’t feel like it….A.I. IS BACK@!!!! With the solution for YOUR valentine’s day.
Don’t screw it up.
Back in my normal, regular-average man days, I used to not like Valentines day. As all nram’s shouldn’t. You’re forced to buy flowers which shrivel, candy that [...]

Screw the news.

So I woke up early. For no reason. Ahhh well, it happens. At any rate, I woke up and the news was on.
Yeah, so I’m gonna  boycott the news.
Not that I’m gonna stick my head in the sand and act like shit is all dorry-hunky. It’s just that I’m too awesome to let this infect [...]