Signs that showed it would be A RESSESSHON

Wow. The recession. Everyone’s favorite topic and excuse:
“we cain’t get murried…issa recesshon”.
“i got all f’s, cause issa resesshon”.
“i’m making 100,000 an hour…but it’s stilla a ressissohn…buy your own damn fries” (c/o b.obama)
However, there were signs that poo would soon be coating the fan. I don’t think of it as much of a recession, but a [...]

TACO BELL HAS A NEW ITEM!??!!

So I’m walking through the mall. Actually, getting chased; the girls are like “ohhh he looks like usher” and have taken it too far and are mobbing me. I understand, I am fooine. lol.
Anyway, I notice a new meal on the Taco Bell marquee. Something about a super quesadilla guacomole, etc etc. And I’m thinking:
why [...]

Grape Candy Tastes Like Arse

lolol…this is the peak, or depth, of all silliness.
Mmmm candy. It’s so good. So many different flavors. Lemonade. Cherry. Red. Mmmmm….Freeze pops. Now and Laters. Jolly Ranchers. Juice “drink”. Think of the tastiness.
Now think which flavor is the last to get consumed?
You guessed it right.
Grape. Because grape candy tastes like arse.
I have a question for [...]