We’re going on a date….WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO!??!

The question that has slayeth many a young player on his way to becoming a supermack.
Getting a date…ehhh, not so tough. I just go up to her, talk, and say “we should continue this later” (implying a date) UNTIL i get the question….
“so what are we gonna do??”
ummm (swagger meter appears)
**brain to a.i.: come up [...]

Upgraded.

Ahhh awesomeness.
Have you ever got a hold of something, used it, and come to the realization….
“wow. I never knew how I lived without this”
Along the way, there will be an item that will blow your mind and totally redefine your perspective. There will be something that will resonate with you so much that you’ll wonder [...]

How awesome are you off-line?

I’m in the process of revamping all of my internet profiles, blogs, excerpts and etc. Why? Well, why not? The internets is a great place to (shamelessly) promote yourself and to connect with other people…
Alas, as we sell ourselves it’s important to give an accurate representation of who we are. One day, you will meet [...]

Unique Selling Proposition

Unique Selling Proposition. This is not an “ah ha” moment, but a thing to keep in mind while I’m thinking out loud.
We all have things we love to do. I think the goal for most people is to be happy and successful making money with those things. I sure would like to be a motorcycle [...]

Don’t Screw Up Valentine’s Day

yes, after a two day hiatus, where I didn’t write simply because I didn’t feel like it….A.I. IS BACK@!!!! With the solution for YOUR valentine’s day.
Don’t screw it up.
Back in my normal, regular-average man days, I used to not like Valentines day. As all nram’s shouldn’t. You’re forced to buy flowers which shrivel, candy that [...]

The art of Happyness

I got another question mayne, since I’ve been thinking about it…
what truly makes you happy?
Break it down. What truly does it for you? Don’t answer now, but think about it.
*musta been something in that Miami water…lol…i’m on some other isht*
a.i. 2009

Green Eggs and Ham. The only book you’ll ever need.

Green eggs and ham. Wow.
So a friend asked me about a book recommendation. I could suggest the favorites: 48 laws, art of seduction, 7 highly effective, the secret, the game, mystery method blah blah blalh
But that would be too easy right? So I selected…
Green Eggs and Ham. By Dr. Seuss.
There is a theme in that [...]

Adventures in Awesome: The 2of3 rule!

true story…
So me and my bro, Optimus Prime were riding around. Chillin, like a group of transforming robots would. We decided we wanted some grub, so we went to the local K-FuCk to get some wings.
me: yeah erra ummm, lemme get ummm….20 o’ dem bahhhbecque wings
fast food worker: we aint got no mo chicken.
me to [...]

She got that Good Good

Okay, so I pretty much detest modern R&B. It’s essentially a whole bunch of pointless whining, a whole lot of “me, me, me” and basically soulless, lifeless wailing to the “hottest beat of the month”
Until now.
A few months ago, the princess of whiny R&B, Ashanti made a great song. A song that went like this….
“she [...]

Attack of the BRIDEZILLA

My mom’s getting married this Saturday.  A little backstory, my mom is hands down one of the greatest superhumans on the earth. She was actually in a greatest superhuman contessss, and took all the places. I believe she deserves the best wedding evar…lol.
….There is a lady that will make sure of a great wedding. By [...]