No Nukes. But presidents should Fight.

Nukes…naaaa

Why would someone want to shoot off a nuclear weapon? Beffuddles me to no end, i mean, to think about nuclear winter, radiation, and not to mention the insanity of wiping out entire cities. My solution:

My president fight your president.

That’s right. If two countries want to go at it, then why not let the presidents fight? They get a year to train.  Whoever kicks the other’s ass gets 5 requests, agreed upon before the fight. It makes it so simple.

Being that my president is probably bigger, faster, and better than yours, it’s a win win for us.

Or how about other contests. Basketball. Rap Battle. Breakdance contest. Bocce ball match. What better way to show dominance than destroying someone lyrically?

But if this somehow gets to n.korea, please no nukes.

a.i. 2009

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