No Nukes. But presidents should Fight.

Nukes…naaaa
Why would someone want to shoot off a nuclear weapon? Beffuddles me to no end, i mean, to think about nuclear winter, radiation, and not to mention the insanity of wiping out entire cities. My solution:
My president fight your president.
That’s right. If two countries want to go at it, then why not let the presidents [...]

Signs that showed it would be A RESSESSHON

Wow. The recession. Everyone’s favorite topic and excuse:
“we cain’t get murried…issa recesshon”.
“i got all f’s, cause issa resesshon”.
“i’m making 100,000 an hour…but it’s stilla a ressissohn…buy your own damn fries” (c/o b.obama)
However, there were signs that poo would soon be coating the fan. I don’t think of it as much of a recession, but a [...]

When my kids turn 8, they should read this

I remember it like yesterday. Dad left. Well, not as importantly as the words he left
“take care of the family”
I usually try not to get all personal here. But yes, I was thrown to the wolves. I’m pretty sure Dad was confident in my super saiyan training, and knew that everything would be a-ok. Cause [...]

The American Dream vs. YOUR dream

A nice, stable job. A huge house. White picket fence. 2.5 kids, dog, dishwasher, an SUV, a wife that cooks/cleans/gives you sex 2x a week (note that I highly disagree with the last point lol), soccer games…etc
What does that sound like?
The American Dream. It’s what everyone wants here in our great 50 states right?
ehhhh…..possibly. It’s [...]