For those of us who think iPhones are overrated, and aren’t the greatest thing since people found out you can get porn on the internet, press esc-k on your keyboard and kill yourself.
For the others of us who do have iPhones, and know of the magnificent power that is handheld, please let me say that..
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Archive for January, 2009
iPhone Jailbreak = FTW
January 28, 2009Green Eggs and Ham. The only book you’ll ever need.
January 27, 2009Green eggs and ham. Wow.
So a friend asked me about a book recommendation. I could suggest the favorites: 48 laws, art of seduction, 7 highly effective, the secret, the game, mystery method blah blah blalh
But that would be too easy right? So I selected…
Green Eggs and Ham. By Dr. Seuss.
There is a theme in that [...]
Dropping my Internets Anonymity.
January 26, 2009Ahhh…
So as we all know, I’m a superhero. I’m not even humble about it either, I kick a lot of ass. At any rate, every superhero needs to have a secret identity…
…and not to hide behind either. Everyone shouldn’t know everything about you. Well, since mr. a.i. does what he wants, here’s what needs to [...]
It’ll never be perfect.
January 23, 2009This post is dedicated to two of my friends….hopefully it is read by my friend, and they start their website. Otherwise, I’m gonna hijack their shit and fill it with porn, and put Awesomeness INC all over it mwahahahaha
The time will never be perfect.
If you want to do something, don’t wait because the time isn’t [...]
Adventures in Awesome: The 2of3 rule!
January 22, 2009true story…
So me and my bro, Optimus Prime were riding around. Chillin, like a group of transforming robots would. We decided we wanted some grub, so we went to the local K-FuCk to get some wings.
me: yeah erra ummm, lemme get ummm….20 o’ dem bahhhbecque wings
fast food worker: we aint got no mo chicken.
me to [...]
Awesomeness Stimulus Plan: Scheduling
January 21, 2009“I’m like a dog chasing cars…even if I got one, I wouldn’t know what to do with it.” – the joker from dark knight
Yes, I am a superhuman. But like all superhumans, we have our weaknesses. Well, I’m gonna keep it real with everyone…
I don’t know how to schedule for shit. Okay, so it’s like [...]
Inauguration.
January 20, 2009Inauguration.
Well. It’s official. At the end of the day, Barack Obama will be president.
Wow.
I don’t have anything really witty to say about that, except that if Obama does as well in the office as he did in running, well, we’ll have a nice little eight years ahead of us.
It has been proven. We all CAN [...]
How to get more awesome. Do something difficult
January 19, 2009So. I’m practicing for two (not one, but two) salsa performances in late march. Not saying I’m nice with it, but I know what I can do lol. And I tell you what…
they are hard. Like R.Kelly watching Dora the Explorer hard while Medusa is looking at R.Kelly hard.
Well there’s 0ne thing true at Awesomeness [...]
live bravely…
January 16, 2009live bravely…
So i just watched the movie “yes man” with Jim Carrey. The acting wasn’t super-duper, and the plot wasn’t “the curious case of ben button” BUT the message of the movie was pretty awesome…
live bravely….
So the movie is basically about saying yes to stuff, as opposed to no. Think about it…
We can provide so [...]
Love, Honesty, and Upfrontness
January 15, 2009Yes, upfrontness is a word.
Okay, so I didn’t mean to get all relationshippy. I hate talking about relationships. There’s a wine maker that says “i don’t like to talk about wine…I’d much rather be drinking it” lolol. I like that quote. Alas, certain things must be asserted.
Scenario: Guy sees girl is frowning up. Guy asks [...]
