Grape Candy Tastes Like Arse
lolol…this is the peak, or depth, of all silliness.
Mmmm candy. It’s so good. So many different flavors. Lemonade. Cherry. Red. Mmmmm….Freeze pops. Now and Laters. Jolly Ranchers. Juice “drink”. Think of the tastiness.
Now think which flavor is the last to get consumed?
You guessed it right.
Grape. Because grape candy tastes like arse.
I have a question for all of the candy makers in the world. Why does the purple/grape flavor of candy have to be so damned gross? Real life actual grapes, are food from God Himself (that is, if God had a personal stash) Humans, however, will never make in their primitive labs a flavor that comes CLOSE to actual grape. It will only serve to taste like glutes, and make your mouth look like you just gave Grimace a BJ.
Same thing with banana candy. Rosalyn Sanchez has strenghtened my love for the banana (I don’t like to eat them, just youtube Rosalyn Sanchez Banana – you’ll see why) But turn it into candy form, and you get shelve-warmers like banana Now and Laters.
But the king of kings of all nasty candy has to be ***drumroll***
BLACK LICORICE. This shit is horrible enough to make kids eat their brussells sprouts.
Racism in the worst form. Why does the nastiest flavor of all candies have to be black? [racism accusatory tone, lol] I once dated a gorgeous doctor who modeled part time, had no daddy issues, and made me delicious hero sandwiches after sex. Until I seen her take a pack of good and plenty out of her purse. NOOOOOO!!!! We made sweet love that night, and afterwards talked about geopolitics and string theory. The point of that story? Nothing at all. It just sounded really cool.
To the candy makers of the world; please discontinue these flavors. And bring back Cherry Clan.
What is your favorite candy? Any weird flavors you like? MMmmm candy **drools***
Awesomeness Inc, 2008.
hmmm.. I love anything sour. Sour patch kids.. I also grew up on the West Coast.. lots of mexican candy.. Tamarind and Pickle powder.. wierd i know ..
I love all gummy candy even though it’s the worst thing for you teeth. But I’m with you on the black candy though…Black jelly beans are the worst… But now I don’t think grape candy is all that bad…… But my uncle turned me off of all green candy…. He said that green candy makes your breath stinks.lol I don’t know if it’s true or not but I wasn’t tryin to find out..
I’m calling a recount because I LOVE banana candy and HATE bananas.
Black Licorice, I agree. Horrible.
If you’re looking for Cherry Clans might I suggest getting the big box of chewy lemonheads (currently on sale at Walgreen’s 3 for $4) the red one taste just like them; minus the crunch. Oh! But watch out for the green ones; they DO make your breath stink.
This has been another public service announcement.
I am addicted to:
1. Gummi Lifesavers
2. Banana Now and Laters and Laffy Taffy
3. Any thing “red” flavored Laffy Taffy, skittles, jolly ranchers.
Why is black cherry Kool Aid so gross?
BTW: Black jelly beans make me suicidal… so does the green ones.
Apple flavored stuff makes your breath smell like under arms… that’s what my mama always said. She wouldn’t let us chew apple flavored bubble gum.
Yall just had me cracking up…. So my uncle was telling the truth…. Green candy makes your breath stinks…Thanks for the PSA Daisy….
I was having a slow moment I couldn’t think of whether the flavor was apple or lime so I just kept saying green candy. But thanks Nick for reminding me that it’s Apple Flavored…..
I love grape flavored candy though it tastes nothing like real grapes.