Nothing to write.

I got good stuff to write. It’s just too left-field to be here, right now.
I established this anti-blog to get some consistency. And kick ass on a daily basis
However, should I sacrifice consistency for quality? Hmmm…that’s a good question.
So herein lies the dilemma: Post everyday even when the posts aren’t tip top shape? Or sacrifice [...]

No Party Fliers on my Aston Martin

Friday night. Like an average dashing young debonaire custom made suit wearing superhero…etc etc. I go out to the social lounge. Yunno, go have a couple drinks, defeat some supervillains in a duel, and touch teh boobies of supermodels. Win.
I come outside to my British luxury/sports car, and what do i see? Party Fliers. Drinks [...]

Random Thoughts of a Regular [super]human: Volume 1

Random Thoughts of a regular [super]human
- I might have the smartest friends out of anyone on the planet earth, next to Barack Obama. I am working on a way to conglomerate everyone to make a super-brain trust and take over teh world.
- Its hilarious how the Big 3 went to Congress to ask for a [...]

Im gonna make your bluetooth explode on your head.

Dear asshole cellphone user,
We’re in the DMV. A room full of angry Michigyanders are about to snap (notice how I said michiGYANDers imitating a michigan accent, cause you don’t know you talk like thyat) because no one wants to pay 130 dollars to get their tags un-expired.
When Mr. Blue-tool over here, You, start yappin [...]

Secrets of Awesome: When the going gets tough.

It’s raining. It’s cold. You’re tired from a night of partying. And there’s practice, class, rehearsal, weightlifting, etc. You have two choices:
1) I’m really tired, and it’s [insert excuse here]. I’ll put it off for tomorrow.
2) I’m really tired, but I’m going to go anyway. I really want this.
You might not know it, but this [...]

Warm my cold heart. Dating in the Winter.

Im on stalker-book. Yunno. The blue and white place where you put all your business at.
And what do I see on my stalker-feed.
“in a relationship” With the little heart beside it. And it’s been a new one every day. Seems like everyone has one…
Did I miss something?
With “it’s so cold in tha D” city getting [...]

Does marriage get in the way of relationships?

lmao…i love starting off posts with “im probably going to get a lot of shit for this” Usually means I can say what I want, cause I have given fair warning. Not that I wouldn’t say what I want, cause well, Im awesome.
Does marriage get in the way of relationships?
Wait…no, but isn’t that the point [...]

Do you really know how to have fun?

Today is Friday. That universal day which everyone agrees that is the most fun (i’ll post something on that later) Too bad that the following is true:
Most people don’t know how to have fun.
I mean truly have fun. Merry go round, playground, so fun that the only thing left to say is “weeeeeeeeee” type fun.  [...]

Rule of Awesome # 489. Be thankful in advance.

One day, I’m going to open a school of awesome to teach people how to live more truthfully, and powerfully. But first, I have to have fun testing the lessons on myself
One rule I’ve found most powerful is the Golden Rule. Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.
Proactivity. The [...]

Crazy Glue Your Relationship.

(I must first thank Comeback Girl for inspiration of this post. Visit her site, it is quite possibly the finest reading known to mankind)
Oh no. Here comes another weird theory about relationships.
Crazyness keeps relationships together. Grade-A, 100% super insanity.
Okay, so not asylum-grade, straightjacketness. I mean quirkiness. Flaws. Imperfections. A wise man once said “you love [...]